I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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