I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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