I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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