We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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