we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
where are my eyebrows?
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