So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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