Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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