guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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