Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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