what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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