She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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