Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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