My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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