Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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