Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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