You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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