Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
i now understand why vodka
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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