On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Randomize
