Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Ladies don't puke and tell
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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