He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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