1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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