Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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