Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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