in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
