Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Randomize
