Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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