So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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