yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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