they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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