I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
