i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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