glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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