have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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