i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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