We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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