I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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