dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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