He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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