How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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