i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
My ATM looks so different sober.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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