Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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