It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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