We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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