if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i out mim tonsoeep
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