When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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