is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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