Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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