My first STD was from a foam party
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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