She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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