watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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