Fine. I'll sleep in my office
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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