GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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