we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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