They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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