Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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