he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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