I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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