I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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